WOOOOOT!!!!

It may be super lame to those of you who ARE computer nerds... um I mean gifted in the computer arts... but I just figured out my mind numbing template issues. Again, I don't really know what I did or how I did it, but the niggling around with it did the trick. So 1 for me 0 for the dumb computer.

Things are good. Last night I had so many things I was going to update about, and now I can't even think of one. huh...
OHHHH I'm a week away from being back at derby ON FRIGGEN SKATES!!!! I can't begin to tell you how excited I am!
Our league is hosting a scrimmage in May, so my goal now is to bust ass to pass benchmarks so I can kick ass with all the other girls (Benchmarks are basically skills testing). I have a lot of ground to make up since I've been sidelined for soooooo long. Yikes... but I'm so determined.
If anyone is in the area on May 7th (I have to double check that) come cheer for us! I'll be the one in the fishnets who's cussing a lot... (ok, so that's pretty much everyone, but I'll have my derby name on the back of my shirt so you can cheer for me... "NITA BANG" don't forget ;)

My dog had puppies... OMG what a pain in the ass! They're fiercely cute though, so if anyone is looking for the worlds cutest dog, I've got one for you. Spread the word, they're Border Collie, Great Pyrenees cross. I'll post pics soon.
It's unbelievable how much crap is produced by 7 puppy asses though. So gross.

I'm pretty much just sick to death of winter and the coldness of it all. Looking forward to the glorious sun. I'm going to sizzle my skin somethin' fierce.

My little brother got engaged! So did my sister in law (Darryl's sister)! So there will be much merriment and road tripping west this summer. I love tripping west.

My plans for the next month or two involve tattoos and derby. It's a good life. (The girls LOVE coming to derby.. they cheer for all the skaters. A big hit for everyone).

Ok, that's it for now. Woot for the template fix. What a friggen war!

woooops

I totally screwed up my template. Now I'm searching for a new, bitchin' one. I'm sure you'll be pleasantly surprised... or at least surprised.

It's a miracle...well...sort of.

As many of you know I live way in the middle of effing nowhere. Seriously...
Up until now I had to make do with dial up, which is the equivalent of rubbing two sticks together to start a fire. It was LAME! But thanks to a computer explosion, and the purchase of a new computer, and the realization that there are some new fangled advances in technology for those of us who have to suffer the wrath of rural life, I NOW HAVE HIGHSPEED!
I know, its exciting!!! Don't cry... its not THAT exciting. Random crying creeps me out...

Updates??? Pffft, nothing much is happening. STILL waiting for my leg to heal. Life is kinda on hold until that happens. I just had a loose screw removed (I know, har har har... so funny) so apparently a month from now I'll FINALLY be ready to get back to normal activity... you know, robbing banks, beating up the elderly, roller derby... that kind of thing.
I miss derby. REALLY miss it. Sigh. BUT I'm going to be back soon and I'm going to be kicking ass, so watch out bitches!!


Oh, I sooo need some of that anger management action...
This is a pic of me and one of my besties Jen (aka Bella Bomb) rockin' it at derby. So awesome :) Expect many more pics, cuz as soon as my feet are back in skates I'm forcing you all to know about it on a regular basis.
Ok, I have to go do some stuff... I'll update again soon.
This one is for YOU Joni <3